As you plunge into writing your book, here’s the main thing to do:
Strive for the ordinary. Because that’s what the greats do.
If I were a person who used vulgarities, I would say, “You are shitting me.”
I am so not shitting you.
Do not even strive for near-greatness. Look, do you think that every time Joe DiMaggio stepped into the batter’s box he strove to make the most perfect swing in all of baseball? No, he strove to hit the ball.
Do you think that every time Picasso picked up a paintbrush he scrunched up his face and said to himself, “OK, boy, whatever you do, don’t blow it. Don’t ruin this canvas. What you’ve got to do is try really hard to produce another triumph that will make the art world sob with emotion.”
Picasso probably didn’t say anything to himself, he dove into that canvas with a child’s bright, open anticipation.
Do you suppose that every time Shakespeare or Jane Austen or Virginia Woolf, Henry David Thoreau, J.D. Salinger, Martin Luther King, Jr., F. Scott Fitzgerald, Winston Churchill, Dorothy Parker, Charles Dickens, or Isaac Asimov sharpened their quill or uncapped their Parker Duofold or clicked their Bic or sat down to their massive gorgeous loud clunky Underwood, they thought, “Ah! Now to unveil brilliance to the world!”
They sat down merely expecting themselves to relax and write.
So, then: I want you to behave just as the greatest geniuses behaved. I want you to strive to write an average book. A decent book. An OK book. In order to do this, you must first write an average sentence. And you have to start somewhere. And that is no sweat.
“The funicular car bucked once more and then stopped.”
That is the first sentence of Ernest Hemingway’s short story “Cross-Country Snow.” It’s fashionable to bash Hemingway these days (mostly in the form of scoffing at his machismo), but whatever you think of him, you have to love that sentence. A whole writing lesson lies in it: There’s the lesson of beginning a story by writing a simple, declarative sentence, and there’s the lesson of where to start your story.
Whenever I get to feeling anxious about the writing I’m doing, I remember, “The funicular car bucked once more and then stopped.” In fact, if you pick up my second novel, Damn Straight, you’ll notice that I sort of ripped off the structure of Hemingway’s sentence for my first sentence:
The power struggled back up for about ten seconds—ten brown little seconds—then failed again.
You don’t have to start at any obvious beginning, no matter whether you’re at sentence one or in the middle of Chapter Fifty. Get right going.
Unleashing Your True Voice
Another aspect of being ordinary—and being yourself as a writer—is unleashing your own voice.
What does that really mean?
Voice. English teachers talk about it; writing teachers talk about it. Agents and editors talk about it.
Professional authors never talk about it. We just write the best we know how. Voice is simply your style of writing, your way of expressing yourself. Authors write in different styles, we know this. Ernest Hemingway wrote blunt and punchy, for example, while Virginia Woolf wrote smooth and delicate.
Readers love a unique, authentic-sounding voice. Agents and editors hunt assiduously for original voices.
Your voice as a writer is the words you choose, the rhythm you use, the colors and inflections that characterize you.
No one kind of voice is better than another. All you want to do is be yourself. Like everything else good in writing, a free, unique voice stems from flow: from you, the writer, being in harmony with your world and your material.
How to Kill Your Voice and Disappoint Your Readers
- Overthink your writing.
- Be extremely careful; that is, try to write totally grammatically, as if the world’s meanest teacher were looking over your shoulder.
- Try to write as if you’re smarter or dumber than you are.
- When you want to show that you’re being casual, write down the first cliché that comes to mind.
- When in doubt, get tight.
How do you write with your own original voice? Stay in touch with your heartbrain, and write it how you’d say it.
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