Blurb Matters: A Quiet Manifesto

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Today’s post is by author Beth Kephart.


Say he wants a blurb, he wants it bad. He’ll give you less than a week to read a rushed PDF,  and the thing is, you hardly know him. Decades before, maybe, and as a favor to his editor, you wrote a boosting paragraph after his first book launched, but you’re pretty sure that doesn’t mean you’re friends.

Still, his need is urgent—you feel the pulse of desperation beneath the skin of his email. You say yes when you shouldn’t. You claw at your schedule, make reading time. You’re only a few grudging chapters in when you know the trouble you’re in. The blurb-seeker’s book is self-absorbed, self-pitying, self-aggrandizing, without beauty, and to protect your own name, to defend your own ethos, you must step aside. You must let the author know, and soon. You must write the kindest possible declination, and swallowing hard, you do.

Maybe this is hypothetical. Maybe it is true. But let’s continue on. Let’s say your no is not well received. Let’s say you become—increasingly—the object of the blurb-seeker’s ire. Let’s say the whole affair becomes so preposterous—your refusal to engage escalating his anger, his anger escalating into threats—that when you finally shut his emails down and step away, you’re left wondering what this thing is anyway, this thing we call the blurb?

A blurb is an advert, a puff, a commendation, a gloss, according to various dictionary definitions. Or, in the words of Rachel Donadio, writing years ago for The New York Times, blurbs “represent a tangled mass of friendships, rivalries, favors traded and debts repaid, not always in good faith.” Indeed. But how are we to manage them? What place are they to have in our literary lives? Is a blurb an obligation? An apprehension? A price? A prize?

I have, over the course of my writing life, done a lousy job of taking a definitive stance on blurbs. I have been inconsistent and hypocritical, grateful and suspicious, honored and unsure, careful and compromised. I have blurbed books I’ve loved for people I’ve loved and been humbled by the pleasure. I have said no when I should have said yes (I am so sorry). I’ve written blurbs for books I didn’t fully understand, and I’ve written blurbs that were elbowed out of use on account of the blurbs proffered by writers more sexy and glam than I am (but then why was I asked in the first place?). I have died a thousand deaths asking for blurbs for books of my own, then opened emails from dear friends saying, Please, ask me for a blurb. Then received the kindest blurb. Then stood in my office and looked all around—incapable of locating just the right words to express my gratitude.

I have been fazed by the giving and fazed by the taking, and I have been—equally—shamed.

Blurbs may be, as Donadio suggested, a kind of commerce, a means of exchange. But perhaps those who seek blurbs and those who write them might be helped, in this enterprise, by a shifted perspective. What if we began to view blurbs not as a branding or a boast, a quantifiable need, a checklist check, a ploy, but as a kind of offering to the writer during that particularly vulnerable, pre-launch time when the critics and the general public have not yet had their say. What if, in other words, we thought of the blurb as a means of returning the book to its maker, of yielding, to the author, that essential and unquantifiable sense that her work has been valued and seen, her story held in the mind of another, her words lifted from the page?

If we were to reposition blurbs in this way—as affirmations as opposed to marketing tools, as possibilities instead of prerequisites—wouldn’t that also shift the way we traffic in the thing? Wouldn’t we winnow the list of prospective blurbers to those whose readerly companionship we genuinely seek—because of who they are, which is different from the fame they are perceived to have achieved? Wouldn’t we turn down the noise on our chase? Wouldn’t we stop trying so hard to appease the marketing appointees? Wouldn’t we see each blurb as a gift and not a means? And wouldn’t we see each potential blurber not as an instrument or machine, but as a human being quietly engaged in a conversation that will have enduring meaning.

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Kelly Simmons

beautiful post on a complex topic that doesn’t get any easier until you say ‘stop, no more.’

Lynne M. Spreen

I have responded to requests for blurbs and reviews, “I’ll read it but if I don’t get back to you, it didn’t ring my bells.” Or some such. Usually, it works. But one author argued with me, tried to gaslight and shame and manipulate me into giving her a cover quote for her shatty book. Now, every time I launch a new novel, I get exactly one day-of-launch unexplained anonymous 1-star. Laws, sausage, and books. The making ain’t pretty.

Robin Gregory

Oh my gosh, you said it! “I have been inconsistent and hypocritical, grateful and suspicious, honored and unsure, careful and compromised.” The only way I’ve been able to keep my sense of integrity is to agree to look at the book, but never to promise a blurb beforehand. I know if it’s undergone a pro edit within the first page or two. If I don’t like it, I’ll offer a few suggestions for revision. Half the time, the authors go ahead an publish as is (because their mother or wife or son or BFF think it’s brilliant). That’s why I’m VERY choosy about what I read. Thank you for this wonderful article, Beth and Jane!

Susan Hanafee

What a great idea for a novel. The blurb murder mystery. I’m not asked to write blurbs but do write reviews, which are also tricky. My blurb is this column is “interesting read.”

Judy Reeves

What timing! I’m just in the hand-shaky phase of requesting blurbs for my memoir–hesitating, gaining courage, doing it, putting it off–the whole thing more challenging that some of the actual writing. But still… Thanks for this post, Beth and for putting the whole thing in perspective.

Beth

I am so touched by all of your stories and responses. I have also, as I imagine was clear, found myself bewildered by the consequences of saying no. And so we keep thinking and thinking. How best to protect ourselves from those who are not willing to have their expectations answered. How best to ask when we must ask. The great balancing act.

Jane Parsons

I’m at the beginning of the journey, having neither been asked for a blurb or asked for one as I have yet to publish my first book.
But…..I have given myself a deadline of June 2nd to have my children’s book (25 years on from writing the first paragraph) publishing ready, and wonder how on earth I can get anyone capable of providing me a blurb to a) read it and b) blurb it.
I’m wondering if the answer is to self publish say, 100 copies, and send them to people I think might like it. Then, if I get any blurbs, to embark on a new run. But that seems so pushy and unrealistic. How, please someone tell me, how on earth do I even start?

Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt

“The blurb-seeker’s book is … without beauty, and to protect your own name, to defend your own ethos, you must step aside. You must let the author know, and soon. You must write the kindest possible declination, and swallowing hard, you do.”

Oh, yes – and no one asks me for them very frequently, and the author went on to write many more books, which he then threw at an editor (he really can’t write), and has become quite popular. I wish him success, as he has many good ideas (within his chosen genre), filled a hole he perceived because he had a daughter (not the worst of motivations), and is making good money.

But I’m still glad I stepped back – and he never did anything but thank me for my time and then become far more successful by what I’m sure is his own worldview. The stalking you describe sounds awful.

Some things one should not do.

Raymond Walker

Normally, when asked, I attempt to write a blurb and try to make it memorable/notable. But I had occassion recently where I had to call the author (I didnt wish to do it by e-mail, too sensitive, to give them bad news in this way) as the novel was dreadful. Lol- dreadful bad rather than filled with dread as a good horror tale may be.
Much to my surprise, as I was expecting the worst, she was grateful that I had taken the time to read it and that I had called her; admitting that she was not sure about the book herself. It was withdrawn the next day and she is rewritting it.
As you suggested perhaps we just need to be more open and honest.